Zidane. You saw him headbutt that Italian guy when there were only a few minutes left in overtime against Italy. You saw the Italian guy go down like … well, like he probably deserved to. You saw the red card and France’s chances of winning go south.
And if you weren’t too busy screamining invective at the television, you might have seen what led up to the headbutt — the Italian guy kind of got in Zidane’s way, put his arm around his waist when the play was over, and leaned in and said something. A pause. And then the spectacular headbutt.
So, what did the Italian guy say?
My favorite of all possibilities is the one proffered by our friend Kate:
Dude, those shorts make your butt look really big.
Every woman agreed that would merit the game losing headbutt.
Anybody read lips and know if he said something even worse than that? Is it even possible?