1. Nothing ever comes off the car
2. You give people rides to school, even though you wish they’d bike
3. Our yard would have died a long time ago without you
4. I realize this doesn’t look like Archie, but you know he loves you for the nighttime walks.
5. There you are at your desk, where you work hard and treat people well.
6. Four more people ski because of your efforts.
7. You rock in the lighting department.
8. 6,367,422 cups of tea, and counting
9. Media Generosity: Even though Glee doesn’t row your boat
10. Three more people in the world windsurf because of you
11. Few grill with the panache and confidence you do.
12. We would follow you up any peak you asked us to. But we would spend a lot of time complaining.
13. Volcanoes may erupt all around you, but you never lose your head.
Father’s Day 2010